So who wants to cut some fat in their diet and save money at the same time?

If that’s what you came here looking for, then give yourself a pat on the back, you came to the right place! If you came here looking for sex, strong language, violence, and/or some mild nudity, the best I can do is this picture of a bunny…

You’ll get the relevance later.

What I’ve got for you today is one of my fat busting secret weapons.

If you’re a client of mine, you’ll hear me bang on about this stuff all the time. And today I’m going to show you how I turn a bland, flavourless ingredient into a rapture of beefy tasting goodness… And all with the cooking skill of a dead pigeon!

Don’t read that wrong by the way, I’m not cooking dead pigeon…

Although on that note, this isn’t suitable for vegetarians (told you the bunny was relevant), so you guys might want to skip this one.

Everyone else, buckle up for a cooking video that makes Nigella look…

Actually scratch that, it makes Nigella look pretty damn good by comparison. Although you won’t find empty smoothie glasses, cooker malfunctions, and stray cats in the Nigella show!

Score 1 to me…

So, let me know in the comments below how it turned out for you.

Or if you just want to ridicule my cooking skill… I can take it…